Piss In A BucketTwo Models Got Paid BiglyPresident Cheetos
U really are mr gay!!!
I love the haikubut balv is haiku policebirds and nature shit
Commander-in-TweetCannot decide: laugh or cryJust make it four years
Friday the thirteenthToo many people to killMasturbate instead
Resident troll postsTo get an arise of peersbut remains flacid
My cat can eat awhole--and I mean every bit--fresh watermelon
perhaps we chose thiscelebrity apprenticethe biggest loser
we didn't choose itdamn electoral collegeoutdated horseshit
On morning commute Trump's voice too often heardLess NPR now...
down from the mountainback to ordinary livesleaving part up high
still cannot get sleepmy brother will not let me case is cleared not closed
the tv show Alfas a kid this was awesomemaybe I was dumb
ode to the hookerspeed on the sheets for the cashowed to the hookers
Vasectomy talesrainy day frozen semenin your grocer's aisle
I don't get this placeIt's all fucking weird to meI might be too old
you are too old!
You are not too oldI just started menopauseOops, I've shared too much
how's that going?