Am I Too Annoying?


Everyone seems annoyed with me and I don’t know why. Perhaps it would be better if I just leave.


I’d say you are like one of those annoying male enhancement or “get rock hard abs” pop-up ads. Only instead of enticing me to try them, you actually just make me feel better about myself because you are such a shit person.


I would suggest that you abort yourself before Mike Pence becomes president and you’ll have to wear one of those Handmaid’s Tale bonnets.


What answer will make you go away?


But what makes you think this?


If you don’t leave, we can’t miss you.



Make it happen prophet.