Am I Too Annoying?


#1

Everyone seems annoyed with me and I don’t know why. Perhaps it would be better if I just leave.


#2

I’d say you are like one of those annoying male enhancement or “get rock hard abs” pop-up ads. Only instead of enticing me to try them, you actually just make me feel better about myself because you are such a shit person.


#3

I would suggest that you abort yourself before Mike Pence becomes president and you’ll have to wear one of those Handmaid’s Tale bonnets.


#4

What answer will make you go away?


#5

But what makes you think this?


#6

If you don’t leave, we can’t miss you.


#7

#8

Make it happen prophet.