Drivel Thread 1.0


#3762

Spot-on description. He must get Ross comparisons a lot.


#3763

You need to get him in a safer activity, like MMA.


#3764

No joke! Everyone at the ortho said they hate that place. They get kids in there weekly.


#3765

Sounds like he was getting radical. I hope that little dude feels better soon.


#3766

My ex wife is trying to set me up with a friend of hers who is a hospice nurse. My age, never been married and never been in a long term relationship. I told my ex I would go on one date with the woman if she, in turn, didn’t try to set me up with anyone again.


#3767

This has red flag all over it.


#3768

Take her to woods and sharpen your knives in front of her?


#3769

Powerful stuff. These kinds of lyrics read like a Rodney Dangerfield/Nick Cave mashup.


#3770

What sort of euphemism is that?


#3771

I don’t think it was? :smiley:


#3772

#3773

Which, frankly, is not good advice on @thebalvenie’s part.


#3774

Better than touching your face!


#3775

Your honor, in my defense, at least I wasn’t touching my face.


#3776

He said knives, plural, though. I barely have the one.


#3777

take her out for “pizza” and then “buy” her a “milkshake” and offer to “give” her a “ride” home…

:wink:


#3778

@thebalvenie is not known to be all that precise.


#3779

Some might say he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


#3780

This made my day


#3781

Well, and he really seems to have gone away on business after then.