Drivel Thread 1.0


Sounds like he was getting radical. I hope that little dude feels better soon.


My ex wife is trying to set me up with a friend of hers who is a hospice nurse. My age, never been married and never been in a long term relationship. I told my ex I would go on one date with the woman if she, in turn, didn’t try to set me up with anyone again.


This has red flag all over it.


Take her to woods and sharpen your knives in front of her?


Powerful stuff. These kinds of lyrics read like a Rodney Dangerfield/Nick Cave mashup.


What sort of euphemism is that?


I don’t think it was? :smiley:



Which, frankly, is not good advice on @thebalvenie’s part.


Better than touching your face!


Your honor, in my defense, at least I wasn’t touching my face.


He said knives, plural, though. I barely have the one.


take her out for “pizza” and then “buy” her a “milkshake” and offer to “give” her a “ride” home…



@thebalvenie is not known to be all that precise.


Some might say he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


This made my day


Well, and he really seems to have gone away on business after then.


I will cut you mother fucker


That’s always been my problem: bringing metaphors to a knife fight.


Be sure to use a sheath.