Drivel Thread 1.0


#3770

What sort of euphemism is that?


#3771

I don’t think it was? :smiley:


#3772

#3773

Which, frankly, is not good advice on @thebalvenie’s part.


#3774

Better than touching your face!


#3775

Your honor, in my defense, at least I wasn’t touching my face.


#3776

He said knives, plural, though. I barely have the one.


#3777

take her out for “pizza” and then “buy” her a “milkshake” and offer to “give” her a “ride” home…

:wink:


#3778

@thebalvenie is not known to be all that precise.


#3779

Some might say he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


#3780

This made my day


#3781

Well, and he really seems to have gone away on business after then.


#3782

I will cut you mother fucker


#3783

That’s always been my problem: bringing metaphors to a knife fight.


#3784

Be sure to use a sheath.


#3785

All I can think of when I hear hospice nurse.
Also I love this version of this song


#3786


#3787

Can they be used as toilet paper?


#3788

that’s the only thing they can be used for.


#3789

I’m listing to records.

And actually really enjoying it… haven’t done this in a long time.