Drivel Thread 1.0


Shit, man. I am very sad to hear this.


Oh Fuck nick



Sorry to hear this news, Nick.

Hope you get good news from the oncologist.

Cancer sucks - but both my wife and I are cancer survivors.

Be strong!


All three of my sisters are cancer survivors. They’re all total dicks though.

You’re lovely wife is gonna get through this. Life will be beautiful.


We are trying to be strong. The challenge right now, aside from obviously the kids, is that my wife scans people for her job. She sees this shit all the time and knows how these things often end up. I’ve never felt better about being dumb. But she sees this stuff a lot.

We have some stuff on our side. I am so grateful that every test and every procedure we had done today was carried out by co-workers\friends of hers. The doctor that found it is a close friend of my wife’s. I don’t envy him at all. That had to be rough.

Without going into many details, what we thought was constipation was cancer and that sucks. With 3 premature kids, I feel like we, as a couple, are positioned in a way that makes us more well-equipped to deal with this. I know they are different, but we have dealt with a lot.


Never mind


Love ya, bub.


Wow, nick. I’m sorry to hear this and wish you both the best. Sounds like she’s in good hands.


Thanks, everyone!


Deep sigh. Thinking positive for you friend.


Having friends to work with can be very helpful as so much of the impact can be psychological. Good luck as you move through this.


yep. love ya too nick. i know it goes w/ out saying for all of us. just let us know if there’s anything we can do.
in the meantime just hang w/ that fam and if you can pop in and let us know we’d appreciate it.


Again, thanks everyone! We will know more on Friday. We are nervous, but ready for whatever we have to do


Oddly enough, I’ve thought about Renee a lot the past 24 hours. Not sure why.


I think about her less and less now. It was tragic. Anytime I hear an Afghan Whigs song I think about the old days though


kind of fun to go back and read some that are archived…

I mean, ISPY, tapilon, tim crimson, bonochick, charli669, scummy man, gringo, kyuss, pagethesage, exile (still here), shelfie …oh man…my 20’s internet days were fun.


I’m appropriately in the idle section


I’m not even listed as idle, but I was around back then too.

I remember wasting a lot of time at my old job :smiley:

Maybe you can get into Bonochick’s profile page, she had a thousand quotes from members in there that were hilarious.


Yeah, I’m kind of surprised to not see SOME persona of mine active or idle.


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“Pipe down, chorus boy!”

Henry Rollins is a crafty bastard.

Bears: don’t poke them.

A sharp tongue can cut your throat.

I swear to drunk, I’m not God!

Shit is still shit, even if 1,000 flies like it.

Nyquil and riding lawnmowers don’t mix.

Go to hell, go directly to hell.
Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

“If I was a derivative, I’d be the tangent to your curve.”

"One day, if the stars align, I will make it to Bonochick’s signature list…

and if you use this one, I’ll cut you good…" -Ron Burgndy

“I’ve had a beef with you ever since I ‘came back’ - where the fuck is one of my glorious quotes in your profile? I mean, I understand that it is impossible to incorporate everything I’ve ever said into your profile, but really - you could pick SOMETHING.” -Emily

“Making the Bonochick profile is like being the pool champ in the local dive bar - only the crudest, drunkest, and ugliest ever get the title.” -Emily

“Seriously, how much fun would we have?! We’d both be laughing until Merlot comes squirting out our noses.” -Emily

“Only a true friend would tell you the bow is too cute.” -Emily

“It’s time we face it - we’re all horrible, bad people.” -Emily

“Touching my feet with your mouth should be a stunt on Fear Factor.” -Emily

“I love kids. Except for the ugly ones. And the creepy ones. And the totally insane ones.” -Emily

“OH MY GAWD!!! We should write a sitcom about folks using everyday words as descriptors for awesomeness. Is that a word?
Did you see that movie last night? It was so Tupperware, and the effects were Ramen.” -brandy_bomb

“Well aren’t U2 fans big spenders? We are Ryan Adams fans. We want to spend money on booze. Not fancy flood control. Ha ha!!” -brandy_bomb

“I like the swimmers bodies. I so watch sports for all the wrong reasons. I also had a dream about the Hamm twins involving chalk, myself, and a pommel horse.” -brandy_bomb

“I would be pretty boring to stalk. You’d be like, damn, this girl sleeps a lot.” -brandy_bomb

“Kat, I told you. The Food Network will call you if they need a new schizo, semi-nude chef.” -brandy_bomb

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“You know, most guys would kill to be threatened by Bonochick.” -littleknowngirl

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“Bonochick, you must calm down, although someone as intense as yourself is indeed interesting.” -eh?

“Kat, I DEFINITELY see you in the role of the nymphet in ‘Don’t Stand So Close To Me’.” -eh?

“Kat has one of the strangest lives I have ever heard of. Ever. You got to have titanium ones though to steal something at a police station.” -eh?

“Hijack, my ass, Bonochick…wait…that didn’t come out right…” -Answering Belle

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Renee: "I just bought a harmonica, but it scares me. Something about the holes and my tongue."
Jizzy: “I like the holes, my tongue gets curious.”

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gyroharmline gives me dating advice:

“Give the fucker another chance, he seems confused.”

“What exactly is an ‘alcohol problem’? Is that like when the bar is closed?” -gharland

A (poorly misguided) ryannotadams about the dot-org:

“I’m just glad it’s not as terrible as other boards with a bunch of immature idiots.”

Fishbones’ response: “He can’t read.”

“I look hotter than hell in eyeliner, but I don’t wanna kill nobody. Okay maybe I do sometimes, but I never would.” -SAD EYES 2

Me: "Please don’t hurt me. I’m fragile."
SAD EYES 2: “I’m more fragile. I’m drunk.”

“It’s called plaque…get used to it.” -Kirk Wells

“I started using great words in my vocabulary when I read LOTR.” -Kirk Wells

Me: "I love you."
Kirk: “Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re killing this conversation.”

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"Don’t Google Asian cookies is all I can say. Yikes. " -Jizzy

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“How great would it be if one day all of us sat around in monkey pants drinking beer together?” -Screaming Flower

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“Keef, if you could just, like, talk with an Irish accent, wear Bono’s fly shades and your U2 condom while you’re bonin’ Kat, it would, like, make her year.” -Teresa

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because I hate plants.” -nattyb

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“Dr. Dre got me banned from Napster too! I’m ten times the thug he’ll ever be!” -Hero25x

“I just got an email from Yahoo! saying ugly people with have a problem with their email today. My email is just fine :)” -Cannonball (when aka JB was having email problems)

“Holy crap - I LOVE Cheetos… When I die, I wanna go out with my head stuck in a bag of Cheetos!.. While drinking Tang!” -Cannonball

“I caught ‘Manic Narcisissm’ from a toilet seat. It’s horrible. The only way I can get off anymore is if I’m jerking off to pictures of myself.” -Cannonball

“I’m sometimes always nearly not often full of shit… But for the most part I’m never mostly lying always…sometimes…” -Cannonball

“You guys are on the wrong end of the spectrum. I’d give my left nut for one night with Bea Arthur. Just one glorious night. I’ll make her call me Stanley all… night… long.” -Cannonball

“I’m glad to see that my attempt at civil activism has regressed to discussion concerning different clothing stores at the mall…” -Cannonball

“He accepts his largeness with stride and buffets.” -Bobby

Nowhere Man explains how to break up with a girl:

“I just don’t bathe for a while. Get stunk up. And then start saying ‘broad’ and ‘dame’ to her. Of course then I watch porno and say, ‘Damn they are hot - why can’t you be more like that?’ - and then listen to Ryan records and constanstly talk about how women have ‘done him wrong’ and that ‘he’s an angel!’ To top it off, I do the robot dance in public (only with her) every chance I can get.”

“I told him to go to hell on a supersonic sled.” -Renee

“I always hate who I am when I’m dating someone. I’m better as a solo artist.” -Renee

“How can a British kid be so dumb?” -1974baby

“So my office just hired a guy hot enough to be in the Stills and any Calvin Klein ad. Even better…he’s DUMB!!!” -1974baby

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“I dated a Notre Dame magna cum laude grad of aerospace engineering for a long time. A real life rocket scientist. What a fucking basketcase. Gimme a drummer anyday.” -aka JB

“Seeking medical advice on the dot org should also make you call a good shrink.” -aka JB

“You’re never alone if you bring a flask.” -aka JB

“Bonochick, either you are very clever or I’m just very slow.” -the shakes