Drivel Thread 1.0


#3108

Make love not war,
but if you want to do both,
get married

Girls! girls! girls!
just kidding, storage

Don’t listen to Marie Kondo

Love it OR
Leave it (with me)


#3109

THE LAST TWO ARE WINNERS!!! Thanks!!!


#3110

Keep’em coming? :smiley:


#3111

Got storage?

If you store it, I will cum.

God loves storage companies.


#3112

See? I knew I should have specified that I didn’t want your input.


#3113

We store anything that does not poop

If your store it here
you don’t have to explain

These are not tiny houses!!

We won’t tell anyone you collect Beanies
Or mannequins

For the last time no Elephants!!


#3114

If loving hoarders is wrong,
I don’t want to be right


#3115

I should add. I hardly ever put anything up that’s storage related.

We don’t really use the signs to advertise. It’s more of a thing for the people driving by to get a chuckle; to put smiles on faces.


#3116

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

I can tell if people are judgmental just by looking at them.

Things that tell the truth : small children, drunk people and yoga pants.


#3117

Will give poor dental advice
for good tacos


#3118

I don’t get it. Sounds like something I’d say while drunk?


#3119

Maybe too abstract…


#3120

You can’t stay here but your stuff can.

Hide all the stuff your wife hates here.


#3121

So we have two signs. A few years back one side read:

STORE IT HERE
WE WONT TELL YOUR WIFE

The flis side read:

STORE IT HERE
WE WONT TELL YOUR HUSBAND


#3122

But I really don’t want them to be storage related. :slight_smile:


#3123

“To err is human,
To store is divine.”
-Ralph

Jillian Michaels doesn’t work here,
but I can help you shed a few pounds
(my least favorite, I don’t know who the hot new trainer/weight loss expert is)


#3124

Well, you’ve definitely lowered the bar with these. :wink:


#3125

If two wrongs don’t make a right,
try three

Thank God I’m an atheist

Always remember that you’re unique!!!
Just like everyone else.

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week

Constant change is here to stay


#3126

If I just ate fried chicken
Does that make me fowl-mouthed?

Honk if you’re driving

Put down the phone
unless you’re calling us

Why does your car smells like farts
But your farts don’t smell like car


#3127

THE BEST REVENGE IS NO REVENGE
MOVE ON AND BE HAPPY

JOHN WICK

:wink:

Get it?