Which, frankly, is not good advice on @thebalvenie’s part.
Better than touching your face!
Your honor, in my defense, at least I wasn’t touching my face.
He said knives, plural, though. I barely have the one.
take her out for “pizza” and then “buy” her a “milkshake” and offer to “give” her a “ride” home…
Some might say he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
This made my day
Well, and he really seems to have gone away on business after then.
I will cut you mother fucker
That’s always been my problem: bringing metaphors to a knife fight.
Be sure to use a sheath.
All I can think of when I hear hospice nurse.
Also I love this version of this song
Can they be used as toilet paper?
that’s the only thing they can be used for.