Drivel Thread 1.0

#5620

Are those chef pants.

#5621

They are if that pleases you. Ahahha.

#5622

It pleases me when my ceviche is slightly spicy.

#5623

happy anniversary you two love bugs!!! hope there’s a visit to dq in your future!

#5624

I have no doubt that you have a pottery wheel that you just need to dust off.

#5625

Not that it’s drivel by any means, but I just wanted to let you know that the Australian Parliament has finally enacted a law permitting same-sex unions. It was a violent and protracted campaign, but luckily it is now over.

#5626

wtf

#5627

this isn’t how I planned for
my life to look like," I whispered
under my breath as I walked to my car

"tell me about it,"
an eavesdropping cloud
replied to me from above

I looked up and watched
the cloud billow between looking
like a dove and an open hand

the cloud continued:

"I used to be a snowfield in Montana.
I used to be a dewdrop kiss on a lily.
I used to be a puddle in a parking lot.
I used to be a river in Mexico.
I used to be a glacier.
I used to be a waterfall mist in a jungle.

I used to be so many things."

“doesn’t that make you sad?” I asked the cloud

“it used to - but not anymore,” the cloud replied while wrapping herself around me like a scarf. “I don’t think either of us were created to stay the same form our entire life.”

“I’m not sure I can let go of my old life,” I sighed.

“oh you simply must,” the cloud whispered in my ear.
" because once you release what you used to be
and embrace who you are meant to be now -
something amazing will happen," the cloud said

“what’s that?” I asked while looking at my hands that were beginning to billow and shapeshift.

“you’ll start to float.”

and with that my feet lifted off the ground

~ John Roedel

#5628

love it.

#5629

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#5630

Hookers and blow, obvs.

#5631

:heart:️

#5632

Concert tickets.

#5633

Same. But you can only buy your own I guess bc you can’t benefit anyone else.

#5634

The same as everybody else: the complete deluxe hardcover editions of the Savage Sword of Conan comics.

#5635

Purchase an abandoned lot in an industrial part of town, set up basketball court, skatepark, and gardening plots with food forests.

#5636

Down payment on a new (to us) van. Technically we don’t need it, since we got the VW running again, but holy smacks, the kids hate the downgrade and we do too.

#5637

I’m getting divorced right now, so that’s not a problem. Here’s hoping the second time’s the charm.

#5638

Cannot benefit other people

#5639

i’m going to vegas and will visit 2 michelin star restaurants. then gonna go get some gummies and get high and eat shake shack for the remainder of my stay.