Drivel Thread 1.0


#63

Good morning, MF


#64

My vasectomy consultation went well. I got to throw in a shitty joke and everything. Before you get your vasectomy, they check to make sure you have two vas deferens. He has trouble locating one, so I told him “check the other one, there isn’t a vast difference.” He chuckled and called me an idiot.

So I go in to end the era (or plague) of Nick seed after Christmas. He told me “I use a No-Scalpel technique. Don’t be fooled. It still hurts and you will hate it.” He’s a good doctor.


#65

yeah

it’s called soldering

plug your nostrils…cause burning nutsack stinks


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#70

Hey Nick! Hows that Neil Young mp3 player thingy holding up for ya? You still using it?


#71

lol


#72

He’s turning it into a hi res streaming service I read


#73

Guy comes into the office just now letting me know he runs a route in the area selling “Iowa Steaks”. I tell him, “Don’t you mean Omaha Steaks?”. Him, "No. we’re in direct competition with them though. Our steaks are a greater quality."
So, I Google search “Iowa Steaks” and immediately turn my screen to him. The search shows reviews for both Omaha Steaks (4.9 out of a possible 5.0) and Iowa Steaks (1.3 out of a possible 5.0).
I turn back to the monitor and go on with, “From the reviews alone I think I’ll take a pass.” And then in a louder voice, "Whoa! Two reviews use the phrase “horse meat”!"
Dude drops the eff bomb on me and slams the door on his way out!
:smiley:
Whew! I thought I wasn’t gonna get my good dead in this week.


#74

Did u get his number?

I’ll take it


#75

deed even


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#78

Sunday is actually the Ideal day for Christmas to fall on. it means we are off on Christmas Eve, off on Christmas and then get the day after Christmas as a Holiday from work! :slight_smile:

2 Mondays in a row off!


#79

A friend’s daughter made this for me 7 years ago.


#80

That’s great, Grim!


#81

Is that a pickup I see on that six string banjo?


#82

Electric banjo, duh.