I tried again and gave up again, this time I was on my phone.
Fuck Garden and Gun magazine anyway. There's no way I would ever have read or looked at that magazine if they wouldn't have featured my favorite musician... and even that was made to be so annoying to the user that it just isn't worth it.
How any advertiser could possibly create ads in content that make it impossible to digest that content is unimaginable. Both on mobile and desktop, I can't read for more than 15 seconds without having to re-find my place.
Whoever made the decision to display their ads in that manner on their site should be fired.