Joke of the day!


#226

Couldn’t you just have people watch “Take me out to the ball gay” to get the same effect?


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I once dated a girl who had a twin.
People kept asking me how I could tell them apart. Easy.

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Jill paints her nails purple. John has a dick.


#229

Ha!


#230

What do you call someone who demands respect but shows none to anyone else?
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Mr. President!


#231

I can only read this in Joy Behar’s voice.


#232

What is the only animal that has the asshole on its back.

The police horse.


#233

What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
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A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.


#234

What’s the difference between a policeman’s truncheon and a magician’s wand?

One’s for cunning stunts and the other is for stunning…


#235

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it’s worth it.


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Do you want to know why the republicans won’t impeach trump?

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Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term!!!


#239

I guess China finally got what they wanted.

They managed to coronize the world.


#240

Too soon.


#241

wow


#242

On the one hand, but on the other, we may all be dead soon. And who’s going to laugh then?


#243

Too late?


#244

Yeah, about 50 years.


#245

Okay, boomer!!