Rather than Mars Attacks?
Joke of the day!
Couldnât you just have people watch âTake me out to the ball gayâ to get the same effect?
I once dated a girl who had a twin.
People kept asking me how I could tell them apart. Easy.
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Jill paints her nails purple. John has a dick.
What do you call someone who demands respect but shows none to anyone else?
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Mr. President!
Whatâs the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
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A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
Whatâs the difference between a policemanâs truncheon and a magicianâs wand?
Oneâs for cunning stunts and the other is for stunningâŚ
Do you want to know why the republicans wonât impeach trump?
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Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term!!!