Joke of the day!


#242

On the one hand, but on the other, we may all be dead soon. And who’s going to laugh then?


#243

Too late?


#244

Yeah, about 50 years.


#245

Okay, boomer!!


#246

The spread of Corona Virus is based on 2 factors:

  1. How dense the population is.

  2. How dense the population is.


#247

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I’m not sure what scared him more…

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My naked body or the fact I knew where he lived…


#248

A Baptist preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a similar drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I’d rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
“Me too, I didn’t know we had that choice.”


#249

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