Joke of the day!


On the one hand, but on the other, we may all be dead soon. And who’s going to laugh then?


Too late?


Yeah, about 50 years.


Okay, boomer!!


The spread of Corona Virus is based on 2 factors:

  1. How dense the population is.

  2. How dense the population is.


I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I’m not sure what scared him more…



My naked body or the fact I knew where he lived…


A Baptist preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a similar drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I’d rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
“Me too, I didn’t know we had that choice.”