Joke of the day!



is there a chance for a cunt button or dislike button?

the heart thing doesn’t bother me as a like function but i do like the ability to show disapproval …for monkey’s sake and posts


This is what happens when you copy and paste a link. Slick?




very slick!

i like that Ryan Adams wiki is a joke of the day!




Hello, LB!


hey lb!!!

welcome! :wink:


What they said.


fuck you, Monkey! :ok_hand:

Hi Nick and Balv! :slight_smile:


I have to figure out how to use another board. You guys are killing me.


yet meanwhile you have the best avatar EVAH!


AMY! Yay! :heart_eyes_cat:


I like it Nick. Loads easier to read on mobile. Thanks for the work you put in to it.


A Wife dreamt that she was attending a dick auction…this is for IndianaWildflower…wherever you may be

Wife : "I dreamed they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "They gave those away."
Husband : "I had a dream too…I dreamed they were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : “That’s where they held the auction.”


Haha, great work Balv


Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night

Or as Monkey calls it… 7.


Your mom calls it 7 so I don’t see a problem.


we got flurries for like 30 minutes!!


Why do riot police get to work early?

To beat the crowd…


I was having dinner with my boss and his wife, and she asked “How many potatoes would you like?”

I said, “I’ll just have one please”. She said “It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.”
“Alright, I’ll just have one then, you stupid whore”.