New Haiku For You......Thread


#1

Piss In A Bucket
Two Models Got Paid Bigly
President Cheetos


#2

U really are mr gay!!!


#3

I love the haiku
but balv is haiku police
birds and nature shit


#4

Commander-in-Tweet
Cannot decide: laugh or cry
Just make it four years


#5

Friday the thirteenth
Too many people to kill
Masturbate instead


#6

Resident troll posts
To get an arise of peers
but remains flacid


#7

My cat can eat a
whole–and I mean every bit–
fresh watermelon


#8

perhaps we chose this
celebrity apprentice
the biggest loser


#9

we didn’t choose it
damn electoral college
outdated horseshit


#10

On morning commute
Trump’s voice too often heard
Less NPR now…


#11

down from the mountain
back to ordinary lives
leaving part up high


#12

still cannot get sleep
my brother will not let me
case is cleared not closed


#13

the tv show Alf
as a kid this was awesome
maybe I was dumb


#14

ode to the hookers
peed on the sheets for the cash
owed to the hookers


#15

clever :slight_smile:


#16

Vasectomy tales
rainy day frozen semen
in your grocer’s aisle


#17

I don’t get this place
It’s all fucking weird to me
I might be too old


#18

might?

you are too old!


#19

You are not too old
I just started menopause
Oops, I’ve shared too much


#20

how’s that going?