New Haiku For You......Thread


#21

here’s how you do it:

so, how’s that going?
cold, hot, hot cold–make up your
fucking mind, would you?


#22

post-menopausal
I can’t get pregnant–you still
finish on my face?


#23

was worried at first
pregnancy test yesterday
new chapter for me


#24

A strange side effect
Listening to Mom’s records
Boz Skaggs, Carole King, soft hits


#25

a sign hot flashes
"a vacant barren wasteland"
but now you don’t bleed


#26

Vaginal dryness
and working on your night sweats
Bob Seger gets it


#27

Just finished Night Moves
I think my vag will be fine
I am ambitious

No hot flashes yet
At least none that I can tell
Born hot tamale


#28

This thread is “the tits”.
I hope your hormones balance
Did I mention tits?


#29

You did mention tits
I hope they do too Monkey
I’d rather be chill


#30

put on some Boz Scaggs
I’d suggest 'I’ll Be Long Gone’
or Lido Shuffle


#31

Or older Boz Skaggs
like Someone Loan Me A Dime
With Skydog on lead


#32

I’ll be Long Gone is
also found on that Boz Scaggs
slab from '69


#33

Expresso at night
Yes, I’ve made better choices
sleep will come at 3?


#34

I love the writing
and the creativity
the laughs are the best


#35

monkey erection
the donald trump election
both small and boring


#36

That’s the best you got?
You khaki wearing dummy
balv’s life don’t matter


#37

Harbor Lights, Lido
I listened to silk degrees
Still a great album


#38

Be a parent and you’ll see
Infertility
Is like free money

Monkey seeks our love
Dark thoughts replace bleached hair
Hey, Guy, you hungry?


#39

neither of those, man. is no worky.


#40

Sitting in the park
The ducks nibble on my cock
A child cries out