New Haiku For You......Thread


#41

This made me tear up

Well done


#42

Not a haiku.


#43

counting syllables
using fingers, we all are
admit it ya shits


#44

Last night with Barrack
Tomorrow brings change bigly
Already miss you


#45

where are you going?
to look for America
hard to find right now


#46

Wants tanks in parade
Brass say not now dictator
Putnan want a be.


#47

Petty little man
With such telling little hands
Just go fuck yourself


#48

when life gets you down
just sit back and crack a beer
count some ceiling tiles!


#49

When life lowers you down
Taylor’s there at dawn
Swifts scratch the summer skye


#50

egg, your obsession
is starting to worry me
scrawny pop singer


#51

that’s not a haiku
five seven five god damn it
you can do it, friend :wink:


#52

actually none of these are haikus by Basho’s definition…

but i think i said this already and you fuckers made a haiku about it.


#53

who is this Basho
should we give a flying fuck?
i can’t say we should


#54

There you go again
nature and seasons, we know
haiku rules no fun


#55

Please Go fuck yourselves
Basho invented haiku
Please eat Dick sandwich


#56

take a calming breath
the sun is coming out now
snowdrops raise their heads


#57

Balve, you are a cunt.
Again. Balv, you are a cunt.
Who is a cunt? Balv.


#58

thank you dildo lips
i can see my dick when i piss
you old fat bastard


#59


#60

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