Oh dear...

#1155

Purchasing Internet Retorts for Dummies really paid off. Keep it up!

#1156

:joy:

#1157

You sound like my first wife.

#1158

I have always felt an attraction between us, like two lost ships passing each other on a starry ocean

#1159

If I had the stars from the darkest night
Or the diamonds from the deepest ocean
Iā€™d forsake them all for your sweet kiss
For thatā€™s all Iā€™m wishin to be ownin

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#1162

Aw, shucks.

#1163

Okay, just to be clear, thatā€™s not supposed to be symbolic for any sort of weird sex act.

#1164

Is that what they refer to as ā€œbumpinā€™ ugliesā€?

#1165

Hard to tell, Jerry. All I see is that Mutineer posted a gif of a big muscle boat violently ramming its rear into another unsuspecting boat. I do not understand where the symbolism that Mutineer talks about comes into the picture.
EDIT: He might be trying to communicate something about virility and dominance.

#1166

Exactly.

#1167

What in the holy hell is this paragraph at the end?

"Itā€™s not even the first free album Adams has put out this year ā€“ back in September he gave away his 22nd studio album Devolver via his website. Itā€™s part of a particularly prolific year for the songwriter that has also seen the release of albums FM, Chris and Romeo & Juliet. And the latter two were double albums. "

#1168

Seriously though. Fuck that guy.

#1169

Heā€™s prolific when it comes to throwaways.

#1170

i knew you were into ā€œdockingā€

#1171

FUCK ALL THE GUYS! am i right?

#1172

Fuck 'em and feed 'em fruit loops, Iā€™d say.

#1173

Yeah, so about meeting in the bathroom.

#1174