Oh dear...


#1155

Purchasing Internet Retorts for Dummies really paid off. Keep it up!


#1156

:joy:


#1157

You sound like my first wife.


#1158

I have always felt an attraction between us, like two lost ships passing each other on a starry ocean


#1159

If I had the stars from the darkest night
Or the diamonds from the deepest ocean
I’d forsake them all for your sweet kiss
For that’s all I’m wishin to be ownin


#1160

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#1162

Aw, shucks.


#1163

Okay, just to be clear, that’s not supposed to be symbolic for any sort of weird sex act.


#1164

Is that what they refer to as “bumpin’ uglies”?


#1165

Hard to tell, Jerry. All I see is that Mutineer posted a gif of a big muscle boat violently ramming its rear into another unsuspecting boat. I do not understand where the symbolism that Mutineer talks about comes into the picture.
EDIT: He might be trying to communicate something about virility and dominance.


#1166

Exactly.


#1167

What in the holy hell is this paragraph at the end?

"It’s not even the first free album Adams has put out this year – back in September he gave away his 22nd studio album Devolver via his website. It’s part of a particularly prolific year for the songwriter that has also seen the release of albums FM, Chris and Romeo & Juliet. And the latter two were double albums. "


#1168

Seriously though. Fuck that guy.


#1169

He’s prolific when it comes to throwaways.


#1170

i knew you were into “docking”


#1171

FUCK ALL THE GUYS! am i right?


#1172

Fuck 'em and feed 'em fruit loops, I’d say.


#1173

Yeah, so about meeting in the bathroom.


#1174