Oh deer...


#1

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#2

I can get behind this thread’s direction.


#3

Right? I’ve been blessed to live in the country my whole life. Back in the mid 80’s we would regularly see an albino deer in our yard. I need to see if I can find the pictures & if I can get a good scan of them to post here. It was 1985 & 1986 that we got a bunch of pics of it.


#4

Okay, I went down a google search rabbit hole, and this is actually a real thing.

https://campryanadams.org/


#5


#6

“Hello my name is Bob and went to 13 shows after Whiskey town… I feel cheated and violated by the fucker”

“Hi Bob!”
“Let the healing begin!”


#7

That first pic looks like they were all talking about Howard, and Howard just walked in the door off to the left.


#8

The second one from the right was shot by my friend’s grandma.


#9

I bet that doe is grooming that fawn to be some rich buck’s sex slave. Just like Ryan Adams did. smh. :frowning:


#10

So my parody thread only took three replies before a Ryan Adams reference was made. Jesus, you fuckers got one track minds. I truly mean “fuckers” as a term of endearment. So if anyone is offended I’ll just get my “sorry, not sorry” out of the fucking way right here & now.


#11

I don’t know, I just had to refrain because deer are some of my least favorite animals. Complete nuisances. I live in fear daily that they’re going to come in and kill my fledgling cherry tree and blueberry bushes like they have my hydrangeas. I saw one yesterday crossing the road by the hobby airport and its flanks were dangling in gorged grey deer ticks. Those spindly legs are just the stuff of nightmares. I try to keep my thoughts about deer, the Special Olympics, and bald eagles to myself.


#12

I love deer/venison.


#13

Me too. I’m not a hunter. My brothers are. But, I love venison chops, steaks & the tenderloin. I usually do up the chops or steaks in a cream of mushroom sauce with noodles on the side which you can smother in the cream of mushroom sauce. They come out really tender. Dems good eatin’!!


#14

Y’all are crazy. There’s so many more tasty animals on this earth. My take on venison is that even at the best of times it has to be doctored. I wish this had been an “Oh Bison” thread instead.


#15

We have a bison ranch near our house, I haven’t seen any there in a year or so. Not sure what happened, but I guess it is pretty good to eat.

If you mix the venison burger about 70/30 with hamburger it is great. If you ever get a chance to sample any backstraps or tenderloin jump on it, you’ll love it… needs no doctoring.


#16

Taste good mind


#17

You parodied a thread about Ryan Adams and his “current” issues. You were fucking expecting what? I fell right in line.


#18

Guilty as charged.


#19

There are more tasty animals, that’s true (pig for the win) but cooked right venison is pretty special. Diced venison stew is a real treat in autumn.


#20

Come Pick Me Up

(Too soon?)