Oh deer...


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#22

I’ve had it with all this crap! All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, fuck you!


#23

I’m only speaking for myself here, but, I am not opposed to fruit OR touching myself. These things are not central to my core feelings though. I do appreciate vegetables and touching other people, too.


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#26

I believe the second photo is an example of what Ryan Adams would not do. According to Phoebe Bridgers.


#27

You sick motherfucker.


#28

She should count her blessings. I’ve heard rumors about his oral hygiene.


#29

I might be wrong. But, I seem to recall photos of him back in the day with greyish or brownish teeth .


#30

They’re not rumors. I’ve stood not 5 feet from that motherfucker with his pasty, chalky, yellow teefs. He also smelled like a dog drug it’s ass through a bong water factory one floor above a fish market.


#31

So that’s what she meant by him singing with an English accent.


#32

Oy.


#33

Though fair point, we do have bad teeth.


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#35

Have you ever had a cheeky Nandos? Before you tell me you’re too old, I want to point out that Gen X basically pioneered pretend liking.


#36

All of my ethnic stereotypes are based on fair points.


#37

I mean, I’m German after all.


#38

Sehr gut


#39

I’m not sure if your comment was serious or in jest? If it was serious then I’ll take it as complimentary & give you proper thanks. And by proper thanks I mean a simple, verbal “thank you”. Not “thank you” by burying my face in your ass.


#40

Well, I was talking to Balv, so…