Pet peeves


#182

do they ever text you too?


#183

I got into a physical altercation with a locksmith this morning and nearly went to jail. Dude brought his shitty attitude to work on the wrong day.


#184

Omg :open_mouth:


#185

Stay cool, monkey. Nobody needs you in jail.


#186

Monkeys new avatar made me think he was Dougo.


#187

January was a hard fucking year and I wasn’t ready for some asshole to insta-fuck-up my February. I’m usually very calm but this guy went the extra mile.


#188

Fuck him up, Monkey!!

j/k we’re too old for that shit.


#189

damn

take er easy out there monkey. don’t go to jail for pieces of shit. not worth it.


#190

I got close to him to give him a piece of my mind and he shoved me and said he was gonna "whoop me like a dog. I elbowed him in the forehead and knocked him on his ass. He called the cops. Dumbass didn’t see all the surveillance cameras around before he lied to the officer.


#191

don’t suppose we could see the footage?


#192

I’m actually looking into that! :smiley:


#193

Oh yeah, he had it coming. Should never have touched you.


#194

Kind of similar - my brother is a construction foreman (Mexican, haha, I know) and he caught two of his dudes doing crack or something like that in one of the units. He brought them in separately to talk to them. First guy admitted it and left. Second guy wanted to be a bulldog about it. My brother is only about 6’1" but built like a brick wall. They got in a argument, the dude swung and missed - my brother cracked him so hard his hardhat went flying. Guy limped away. My brother had a fucked up thought. There’s security cameras all over the construction (it’s huge and commercial) so he went to security. They pulled up the footage. When my brother hit him and the helmet when flying the security guys were all “WHOA” then they rewound it, slow motioned it, laughed their asses off. The end.


#195

the footage. We need to see the footage.


#196

I don’t like to be touched. Shoving is a whole other level of fucked up.


#197

Damn, Monkey is on some Krav Maga.

Elbows are a raw yet refined combative.


#198

Only? That’s the best scenario. Someone swings at you, then you counter.

Monkey, I’m as excited about this footage as Waves was/is about that fake Meg White sex tape.


#199

There are seven elbows in Krav.


#200

Lottery scratch off addicts in front of me in the check out line.


#201

Yes! Doing that shit right in front of you. Hogging your time! And it’s like they have a fucking strategy or something? I never see those fucker get into a nice car.