Sound advice here:
“Step 2: Make your home “unlivable” by hanging ammonia-soaked rags, blasting the radio, and filling your house with bright lights.”
“Unlivable” for the homeowner, too!
I like the label under the picture in the story: A drunk raccoon in Milton, W.Va. (Milton Police Department).
I wonder if they did the field sobriety test to determine their blood/alcohol levels.
If not I think the raccoons could get off, or at least get the charges lowered.