some for future and past deaths…
Cedric nee The Entertainer passed away today.
Edgar Winters was murdered today. When the suspect was asked about his whereabouts, he responded “alibi? No?”
Steve Harvey was cremated today. He leaves behind a melted mound of 12 suit jacket buttons.
The drummer for Def Lappard was killed during a standoff. He was unarmed.
Magic Johnson died today after a brief bout with magiclessness.
Arnold Palmer died today. In memoriam, flags at golf courses will be flown at half-mast\ half lemonade.
Carol Brady died today. She is survived by 5 beloved children and Jan.