Has anyone ever bled out from a manscaping accident?
No. I was joking. I was trying to make it sound like every podcast ever.
I actually did have that ast one time. It was a fucking butcher.
really? I like this one.
Yeah, but that one might be trademarked as it may have been the title of an adult feature film.
Did Lorena Bobbitt’s attorneys use “manscaping accident” as her defense for cutting John’s penis off back in the early 90’s?
Bump because FUCK David Ryan Adams.