So lets do some History ?


#782


#783

Since she’s incapable of saying anything that’s true, she’s clearly still on the job.


#784

Maybe someone can send her this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liar_paradox


#785

Who is dressing up as Herman Cain for Halloween?


#786

You know, this requires some advanced ethical calculus. Would the blackface be outweighed by the fact that he had been #metoo’d? Would it still be in questionable taste to mock someone who’s dead, even though he didn’t wear a mask? Pass the calculator!


#787

At this point you should just go green faced.


#788

That’s racist.


#789

Speaking of, Stephen Miller has Covid. Fingers crossed!


#790

The academy is missing out on your talents. I bet you had chops in lectures.


#791

Thank you, kind sir! The older I got, the less the kids got my sense of humor. It was time to move on.


#792


#793

I used to make more jokes in classes, but stifle myself a lot. Even after making a joke, I find myself later trying to view how it might have been offensive. No fun.


#794

Well, here is Michigan at the epicenter of bat-shit-crazy once again.


#795

Y’all-Qaeda is at it again!


#796

You will have to bring your own Kokanee. They don’t sell that shit here.


#797

Deal


#798

Are you bringing your family? It’s a small apartment. Not saying “no”, just asking.


#799


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