Where's Monkey?


#1

Where’s that irascible bastard been?


#2

he’s been going doctor to doctor to get that boil removed off his ass.
so far, no luck


#3

At some point the boil will become sentient and begin posting to his account. See if you can spot the difference.


#4

I wanted to mention to him that Joe Rogan podcast with Josh Homme.

It was life-affirming.


#5

??? How can anything with Josh Homme be life-affirming?


#6

Last time we heard from Monkey he was feeling good. That means he’s probably in a trunk right now.


#7

Monkey said years ago that Homme was the only man he would let plow his sphincter. I think Homme has grown a lot personally, but I don’t follow him closely. I liked what he said in the podcast.


#8

i found those taibbi and snowden interviews to be amazing.

in other breaking news…Matt Taibbi requested to follow me on instagram.

i accpeted w/ glee. he’s one of my heroes


#9

Monkey dumped Homme after he kicked that photographer in the face. Wonder if this was before or after? Aaand we know Monkey lied about that now.


#10

He may just be waiting the site to be renamed RyanAdamsIsAFuckingPedo.


#11

I probably should check my attic again…


#12

Wait. What? I didn’t go anywhere!

And Ryan Adam’s is a pedo.


#13

Maybe Monk would dig this, maybe not.


#14

Allegedly